#04 - #MarineMeisouchuu Chikurin, Nukedaseru no Ka...!?

Synopsis

家にいたのにトラックにはねられ、怪しげな場所に転移してしまったマリン。

見慣れない竹林、こちらを凝視する影、そして襲いかかってくるウサ耳の少女。

マリンは自分が幻想郷に異世界転生してしまったのだと確信する。

Marine was hit by a truck while at home and transported to a mysterious place.

In the unfamiliar bamboo forest, she sees a suspicious shadow, and is jumped by a rabbit-eared girl.

She comes to believe she has been reborn into the world of Gensokyo.

Translation

Marine: Thank you, thank you.

Marine: That was IOSYS' Touhou Arrangement, Captain...

Marine: Um.. Captain Marine's Assanchor.

Marine: Yeah, so today I thought I'd sing a lot of Touhou stuff so I had a lot prepared...

Marine: Ah, sorry guys. Wait a sec.

Marine: Today it seems like the noise from outside is kinda loud.

Marine: Wait right there. I'm going to mute the mic for a second.

Marine: This is weird. Suddenly today so many trucks are passing. The sounds' going to be picked up. What to do...

Marine: I'm back! Sorry for the wait.

Marine: For some reason, a lot of trucks are passing outside today.

Marine: Well, I'm probably not going to get hit by one and get reborn into another world, like a light novel.

Marine: Okay, right. So the next song is... I guess I'll sing this...

Marine: Oh yeah.. That's right.

Marine: At today's song event I sang Assanchor, then when I looked outside, suddenly a truck crashed into my place!

Marine: There was a huge impact, and when I woke up, I was.. here.

Marine: Waaah! They're just leaves...

Marine: I can't stand it here. It's scary...

???: Hehehe... You don't have to act so scared.

Marine: Ahh!

Chapter 01 - #MarineAstray

~ Can she escape this bamboo forest? ~

???: It's only natural for a human to get lost here.

???: This is the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, after all.

Marine: Bamboo Forest of the Lost? Here?

???: It's for times like this that we are here.

Marine: Waaah!

Marine: What the...? A bunny-eared... cosplay girl?

???: I'm so glad you're fun to startle.

???: I was in a bad mood, and was hoping a lost human might show up to lift my spirits.

Marine: Huh? What the hell are you? A deviant?

???: I'm not a rabbit of much renown, but I'm in charge of these parts.

Marine: A bunny-eared cosplay girl in Bamboo Forest of the Lost...

Marine: Wha- wha- what's going on here?

???: Hmm... You're kind of a yound girl, so if I get you to the village, maybe I can make some money.

Marine: What? Don't give me that cute face while you're thinking nasty thoughts!

???: This kind of prank isn't a big deal.

???: Besides, I'll take you out of the forest.

Marine: - I'm going to get tricked by a cosplayer!

???: - Not so loud! Keep your voice down!

Marine: - Help me! Anyone, please help me!

????: Really. I did warn you.

Marine: Who's that? A passerby?

???: Her again?

????: Are you okay? You've not been tricked or teased, have you?

Marine: I'm alright. Thank you so much!

Marine: Thanks to you, I'm sav-... Those ears!

????: Yes? These ears? It's okay.

????: I came here to catch this rabbit.

Marine: That blazer... That long hair...

Marine: Udonge and Inaba Tewi!

Tewi, Udonge: Reborn in another world?

Tewi: You?

Marine: That's the only explanation...

Marine: Udonge and Tewi, the stage 5 bosses from "Imperishable Night".

Tewi: What does "reborn in another world" mean?

Marine: You don't even know what it means!?

Marine: In other words, from my world, I...

Marine: Um... got transported to Gensokyo? Well, it's not like I understand it either.

Tewi: Ah. Happens all the time.

Marine: No, it doesn't! Not in my world, anyway!

Udonge: No... Actually, things drift into Gensokyo from other worlds all the time.

Marine: For real?

Udonge: Still, it's not that common for humans to show up.

Udonge: You must've been worried.

Udonge: As long as I'm here, you're safe.

Marine: Thank you!

Marine: You're not just there for fan service! I like you for you!

Tewi: Hold on. I found her first. Isn't this girl mine to look after?

Udonge: Enough of that. Don't act like some feral youkai.

Tewi: Don't order me around!

Tewi: We're enemies, after all.

Marine: Huh? Enemies?

Udonge: Are you still going on about that? Honestly...

Marine: I thought the two of you were kind of a double-act, but...

Marine: You don't get along?

Udonge: - I don't know about that, but...

Tewi: - She's the worst!

Marine: Could you not both speak at once?

Marine: So, to summarise...

Udonge: I received a lot of good carrots, so I thought I'd make her something nice.

Marine: So you made baked sweats with carrot in them.

Tewi: Can you believe her?

Tewi: Putting precious carrots in something like that.

Udonge: I heard they're popular with the humans in the village, and so I made some for her.

Udonge: And this is her attitude?

Marine: You mean like carrot cake? That's normal.

Tewi: Give me a break. I was so hungry I thought I'd starve, and she puts carrots, precious carrots, into cakes.

Tewi: It's carrot desecration!

Marine: So when I asked about you not getting along, that was the reason?

Marine: - What's that about? How cute!

Tewi: - How long do you thing we've been rabbits?

Udonge: You don't have to get so mad about it. Complaining from dawn...

Udonge: Finally storming out of Eientei...

Marine: Hahahaha! How childish!

Tewi: Don't call me childish! I'm older than you!

Udonge: But I apologized, didn't I?

Udonge: And I said I wouldn't make them anymore...

Tewi: I was just so hurt, and so hungry. Starving...

Marine: Even so, Udonge gave an honest apology.

Marine: "Honestly"... Oh yeah! The start of "Happy Rabbits"!

Marine: In the world I came from there's a song about your friendship, even through your quarrels and misbehavior.

Udonge, Tewi: Friends? Us?

Marine: Don't give me that look.

Marine: It's a lovely duet, you know. Though one vocalist's an old guy.

Tewi: Which one's the old man?

Marine: Huh? Which one was it...?

Udonge: I have no idea...

Marine: Judging by the lyrics...

Marine: It's probably you.

Udonge: Me!?

Tewi: They know you so well.

Marine: But anyway...

Marine: You're such a cute pair, so instead of fighting, let's see you get along.

Marine: It'll help move things along.

Udonge: Hey, why don't you say something?

Tewi: Hmph, this is bumming me out.

Tewi: My anger's gone and vanished.

Marine: That's perfect. Good girl!

Tewi: Enough. I'll overlook today, so hurry along back home.

Tewi: Don't waste this good fortune.

Marine: Huh? You're leaving? Wait!

Udonge: That's just like her.

Udonge: Now, at at time like this...

Marine: Huh? What is it?

Udonge: Ah, there's one. Here!

Marine: This is... a four-leafed clover!

Marine: No, five, six, even more? Huh?

Udonge: Her ability is to confer good luck to humans.

Udonge: If you have this, good things will happen to you.

Udonge: First off, I'll take you to safety of the Human Village.

Marine: Ah, I'm so glad. Thank you! I'm counting on you!

End of Chapter 01